Akron, Ohio · Merchandise purchases only — not donations, not investments.

Our Story

Two fools building a brand — and chasing a bar.

Two Fools Tavern illustrated poster with jester figures, brass scrollwork, and the tavern name
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Darren
10+ years behind this bar

He knows every regular by name, every quirk of the bar, and exactly what this bar could be. After a decade building someone else's dream, he's ready to build his own.

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Kelly
Bartender · Brand & Community

The one who asked, "Why don't we just buy the bar?" Where most people see roadblocks, Kelly sees puzzles that just haven't been solved yet.

Get to Know This Fool: Darren

Darren has been a part of this bar for more than 10 years, but to him, it's always been much more than just a job. He's watched this place grow, change, and weather the ups and downs of two different ownership groups. Through it all, one thing has stayed the same: his commitment to the people who walk through the doors.

He doesn't just know the regulars by face. He knows their names, what they drink, where they usually sit, and what's going on in their lives. Over the years, many of those customers have become close friends, and some he considers family.

There isn't anyone who understands this business better than Darren. He hears every compliment, every complaint, every suggestion, and every "if this place just did…" conversation. He knows what works, what doesn't, and where the opportunities are to grow revenue while creating an even better experience for customers.

After helping build someone else's dream for over a decade, he's ready to build his own. He doesn't want to work for a third owner. He wants to become the owner this bar deserves.

Outside of work, Darren is an amazing dad who loves spending time with his daughter. When he's able to relax, you'll usually find him getting his nerd on with a video game, getting lost in a sci-fi or fantasy book or movie, camping, traveling, or making memories at concerts and music festivals.

His vision for this bar isn't based on guesswork. It's built on more than a decade of experience, countless relationships, and a genuine love for the place he's proud to call home.

Get to Know This Fool: Kelly

Every good story has that one moment where everything changes.

For us, it happened after a long night at Nashville Nights. We knew the bar was going up for sale, and mostly as a joke… or at least that's what we told ourselves… we tried convincing Kelly's mom to buy it.

That idea got shut down pretty quickly.

Kelly looked at me and said, "Why don't we just buy the bar?"

I laughed. "We don't have any money."

Her response? "So?"

That one little word pretty much sums up who Kelly is.

Where most people see roadblocks, she sees puzzles that just haven't been solved yet. She has this unbelievable ability to jump headfirst into something she knows nothing about and somehow figure it out. Accounting? She learned it. Business structures? She figured them out. Financing, marketing, branding, websites, investor packets, social media… every time another obstacle showed up, Kelly just kept asking, "Okay… how do we make this work?"

Honestly, this project never would have left the starting line without her. It was her crazy idea, her relentless optimism, and her refusal to accept "no" as the final answer that turned a conversation after work into an actual business plan.

When she's not building Two Fools or organizing the hundred moving pieces that somehow exist every single day, she's an incredible mom to four amazing girls. Most weekends you'll find her on a softball field either playing or coaching her twins' team, where she's usually louder than half the parents in the stands. When she actually manages to take a break, she's happiest riding on the back of her boyfriend's Harley, chasing the next adventure.

If there's one thing I've learned working with Kelly, it's this: if she says, "We'll figure it out," you can pretty much count on the fact that somehow… she will.

Our primary goal is to acquire Nashville Nights and rebrand it as Two Fools. It's the bar Darren has managed for fifteen years, the bar Kelly bartends in, and the place that made this whole idea feel possible.

But Two Fools is bigger than one building. If the Nashville Nights deal doesn't happen, Kelly and Darren will continue pursuing another suitable location. We have put too much work, heart, and planning into this dream to give up because one property does not work out.

That's why the shop exists. Two Fools is a growing neighborhood brand. When you buy a shirt, a hoodie, a pint glass, or a premium collection, you're buying real merchandise from a brand that's on the way — not a donation, not an investment, not an ownership stake in any specific property.

One building may change the route. It will not end the dream.